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do not eat…

Tucker Nichols

“how much do polar bears weigh?”

“…enough to break the ice!”
Boom boom. Crappy joke, but hopefully this polar bear will make up for it:

Probably more apt then Viagra
This wonderful Polar Bear was made by a lady named Eleanor Grosch. For some unknown reason when I clicked on her website it lead me to an online drugstore for erectile dysfunction. Wow, maybe someone played a weird joke on her. It is kinda funny, but I have to say it really surprised me. I don’t want my blog to be associated a random Canadian chemist so if you are curious, Google her name and see for yourself! Let me know what you think. Anyway, to bypass that little mishap, I have instead attached a website where you can look at, and perhaps buy prints she has made. Probably more apt then Viagra.


…Not really. That shit hurts!

I put this one up becuase me and the boy just spent the last hour building a Lego Pirate ship. It is awesome. Next post will be a picture of it so look out!

“what type of face cream does jesus use?”

you’re so vain, I bet you think this post is about you

Silly picture for today, happy Sunday! Enjoy those rays. x

Check to see if nipples are hard…

I renewed my first aid course two months ago and there had be some radical changes since the last time I did it, take a look for yourself:


Up vs Twilight

Eight minutes with no dialogue …

 …still a better love story than Twilight. 

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